what is it called when u kill a friend
levvis: it’s my birthday in 19 minutes lol x
A seahorse admiring his own reflection from a divers watch.
or maybe he’s checking the fucking time. seahorses got places to go too y’know
The seahorse is one of the slowest fish in the ocean, the smallest able to move themselves at about 6 feet per hour. So if that seahorse has someplace to be I hope they’ve left a lot of time to get there.
"There is no way I am going to be able to pick the kids up from soccer practice now…"
You are so used to your features, you don’t know how beautiful you look to a stranger.
I can’t believe I’m even more beautiful than I think I am this is incredible where’s my modeling contract
everytime it gets close to October i start reblogging the fuck out of this
fun-size candy bars aren’t fun after you’ve eaten 37 of them
Rihanna being a shady bitch during music awards - 2007/2013/2014
Steve Rogers did, in fact, realize that something was off when he saw the outline of the woman’s odd bra (a push-up bra, he would later learn), but being an officer and a gentleman, he said that it was the game that gave the future away.
OH MY GOD
I FOUND A KIM POSSIBLE DOLL AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO REACT