An Oscar-Worthy Performance
Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
boobs would be a lot cooler if you could unzip your underboob and store things in it like a pencil case
u heard me
ThE nEw TeAcHeR iS sOoO hOt
IM SUCH A FUCKING STALKER
Are you in a fucking locker
Team USA at the 2014 Sochi winter Olympics opening ceremony.
We win for cuteness.
ITS GETS ME EVERY TIME
EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME
This was the cleanest swerve I think I’ve ever seen coming from Harry.
this is the most riveting thing i’ve ever experienced
Remember when Trey parker and Matt stone went to the oscars in dresses and whenever anyone asked about it they would avoid the question with ‘it’s such a magical evening and everyone just looks so spectacular we’re glad to be a part of it all’ and they were on Acid the whole time.
lets play a game of who am i more jealous of
I actually can’t fathom still that harry went to Jamaica with ben and his wife
#anything harry does would be annoying if it was someone else but he literally gets away with everything#third wheeling his married friends romantic getaway#calling his friend in the middle of his job#too cute for his own good
#’harry i’m thinking of taking meri to jamaica it’s been a while since we’ve done anything like that’, #’i’ve never been to jamaica’, #’it’d be good to get her out of this weather somewhere warm with nice beaches’, #’i wish i could go to jamaica’, #’well you’re in la isn’t it the weather there good?’, #’yeah but i’ve never been to jamaica’, #’you mentioned that yeah’, #’ben….’, #’harry…’, #’i won’t get in your way i promise i’ll get my own room what hotel are you staying at? and when are you going? i’ve got my laptop open. maki, ng reservations’, 'harry………'. (x)