Congrats on 9M twitter followers Zayn! May.21.13
she is a goddess among tramps
A possum broke into an Australian bakery and ate so many pastries it couldn’t move. This is how they found him.
I live for this post
I relate to this possum on an emotional level.
this is my favorite story on the whole internet
i drop a piece of weed and it fell in a spider web and the spider was like “my nigga” and we fist pounded
when i have a kid i’m going to make his middle name “lazy” or something so that when ppl yell at him like “holy frick you’re so lazy” he can just be like “yeah well lazy’s my middle name” and swag the fuck outta there
today in french we learned how to say “what’s in the bag” and i couldn’t stop laughing because
swaggity swag qu’est-ce qui dans le sac