i want to sit next to rihanna at an award show you know she talkin mad shit about everyone
did tennessee the heaven hurt when you fell from the it
enough to break the ice
so i applied for my first job today
But the titanic sank?
if only the titanic did that
100 YEARS AGO
it should be my birthday everyday
you would be very old
what a rude thing to say to someone on their birthday
one way or another
I’m gonna find ya
I’m gonna ke$ha ke$ha ke$ha ke$ha
louteasdale: Ladies and gentleman, my male grooming skillz 👊
"one direction wrote with 1975, the madden brothers and fall out boy for the new album"
[looks at tracklist]
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
can someone find that gif of that singer on stage and then it looks like they pooped out a canned chicken
do you know what literally drives me up the fucking wall?